On Saturday, I held a Eurovision party at my house. People were drinking a lot and laughing very loud whilst my friend Dave and me were holding hands praying for Sebastien Tellier to win the supreme prize.



And God he deserved it, Azerbaijan deserved it too, and the pretty greek girl could have snatched it as well... But the Russians!!?? The Russians??!!?? I said I'd rather cut off my genitals and eat them instead of watching the Russians go home with the trophy... Well... Sometimes making concessions becomes a matter of survival...